People who have medical ailments often add fashion to their medical accessories. We’ve seen people who paint or use color markers on their arm casts …especially teenagers. We’ve seen people wear hats and bandanas on their head when they have hair problems. But now on Etsy you can buy a “Fashion Neckbrace” !
Oh sure, you may think this item shown is some kind of actual fashion from Victorian times… and some may call these fashion items that cover the neck a “neck corset”. I know that these are actually fancy pants neckbraces that are disguised as fashion items. Who in God’s Green Acres would wear such a nutty little item as this neck corset ? Not my mom…not my wife…not my dog…and not my mailman. That’s right … I asked them all and they said NO WAY JOSE…except that the mailman is actually named JOSE and he turns out to be a cross dresser who fancies old period dresswear. He said YES WAY JOSE.
I wonder if they have fashion wear for people who have excessive gas ? Cause I could use such an accessory…as a gift item for my brothers, of course…not me. My gas is perfect and quaint and dainty.
I wonder if they have fashion wear for people who have excessive gas ? Cause I could use such an accessory…as a gift item for my brothers, of course…not me. My gas is perfect and quaint and dainty.ITEMS FOR SALE: Designer Neck Braces (okay they are actually Victorian Neck Corsets ya’ll)… and other vintage type fashion wear

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