Warrior Goddess Metal Bra

Men love boobs… and we also love strong metal work such as car bumpers, metal cooking grills, and hunting knives.   This wonderful Etsy shop craftworker has combined boobs AND metal !   She’s created dual boob hardhats… army helmets for ta-tas !   Talk about a Sports Bra – how about a bra that is impervious to bullets, swords and spiked clubs ?   Warrior Goddess Metal Bra !

This Etsy shop owner could take this whole concept a step further and create a modern line of metal chastity belts !   There are thousands of over-protective fathers all across America who would gladly plunk down a fortune to be able to lock their daughters’ private parts away during those adventuresome teen years…when our kids run wild and rampant.

I do love the expression of the artist here as she models her own Warrior Goddess Metal Bra.  She has that “Geeeez, this metal bra is really cold against my skin and it makes me want to pee pee like a true modern warrior goddess”.

I wonder what her date does in the back seat of the car when he’s trying to unhook that bra during a heavy make-out session ?   Does he have to bring a blow torch or bolt cutters to unhook the bra from her back ?  Sounds dangerous !    Here’s to the Warrior Goddess !  Raise your Goblets in salute !

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