We all know that artists become famous only AFTER they are dead. So, to increase those Etsy sales dollars? Fake your own death.You’ll have some explaining to do with the family …especially your Mom and Dad, but it will be worth the trouble. You may have to explain to your boss at work why your Obituary appears in the paper, complete with a photo of yourself and a link to your Etsy shop, but once again, it’s worth it.
Don’t feel guilty about it…many others have done it before and many will do it in the future. This is no time for a morality check…its time for an Etsy check… a cashiers check from an Etsy customer !
You must carefully plan how you will fake your death, and you’ll likely have to move to a different city and start a new life all over. But think of the big sales volume on Etsy ! Imagine getting the artistic credit that you deserve. Be like Van Gogh, who only became famous after his death… but DO IT WHILE YOU ARE STILL ALIVE. Life is short, so fake your own death to make a fistful of dollars!
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