Holy Crap ! A Colon for Sale ?

Holy Crap !  This guy wants to sell you a Colon !  That’s right, that same part of the intestinal tract that results in a Stinky Poop !   Just when you thought you had seen it all ?  You see more.   Somehow we all think that this must be a joke, but it appears as if they are seriously selling a handmade fluffy stuffed animal type thing called the Colon-Pal.  

 Yes, the Colon-Pal.   Sounds kinda like Collin Powell, but in this case its not the former Secretary of Defense.  The Colon-Pal is more like the Secretary of the Offensive… as in offensive bodily function.


The Colon-Pal is cool, because I have encountered plenty of a**holes here and there… so the Colon-Pal will be my friend for sure.  After you buy the Colon-Pal, you should certainly go out and buy the Rectal-Roommate and the Sphincter-Finger… and the Hernia-Honey…and certainly the Bowel-Buddy.   By the name Colon-Pal, I guess they mean that you have a personal relationship with your poop shoot ?  They want you to be best friends with an organ that produces a lovely sculpture ?  Okay…I am in !  In deep sh** !

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