Used Army Boots for Sale : FREE Unique Odor Included

I’ve always wanted to own someone’s used Army boots and now I have my chance !
Next I think I’ll shop for some used underwear and toothbrushes!

I know that vintage items are cool and I know that retro clothing and furniture and groovy hairdos are all the rage for the past few years.   I also know that various embarrassing foot diseases are spread by wearing someone else’s smelly old shoes.  If I do buy these boots, I’ll make sure to buy a package of feet condoms so I can wear the boots with confidence and protection. 

My mom will be so proud of me when I pull up in my new BMW, clean pressed shirt, and used Army boots.   I said Left, Right, Left, Right, Left…my feet smell like dead fish… Left, Right, Left.

 But seriously…this shop has some cool vintage stuff… check it out ! 

Shop Name:  MetropolisNYCVintage
Link:   http://www.etsy.com/shop/MetropolisNYCVintage?ref=pr_shop_more
Items for Sale:   Vintage clothing...foot condoms will be added soon